Quote of the day - Jul 5, 2020
For reporting a scientific finding, I was called a 'conspiracy theorist.' Only in America is scientific analysis seen as conspiracy theory and government lies as truth.
- David Spade
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Apolinario Mabini
- Albert Einstein
- Ambrose Bierce
- Abraham Lincoln
- Fran Lebowitz
- Swami Vivekananda
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- C. S. Lewis
- George Herbert
- Mahatma Gandhi
- Winston Churchill
- Pope Francis
- Donald Trump
- Dalai Lama
- Hillary Clinton
- Noam Chomsky
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.
Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!
MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.
There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.
People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!
I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.