A. A. Gill

We like to see death as an unfair conspiracy, and what we want is a magic practitioner, a combinatio ...

Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. T ...

Beautifully shot, impeccably paced, it was a clear, unrelenting look at the National Trust, its frie ...

A lobster bisque ought to be the crowning glory of the potager. And this one was excellent. Silky as ...

You either get the point of Africa or you don't. What draws me back year after year is that it's lik ...

It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve ...

He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers' melt waters to g ...

Television is a constant stream of fact, opinions, lies, moral dilemmas, plots: an infinitely comple ...

Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.

Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment t ...

Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognit ...

All my life I've been aware of the Second World War humming in the background. I was born 10 years a ...

The interesting adults are always the school failures, the weird ones, the losers, the malcontents, ...

The truth and the facts aren't necessarily the same thing. Telling the truth is the object of all ar ...

The reason that chefs become chefs is that they're not allowed into rooms with windows.