A. Lee Martinez

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking jus ...

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.

I believe it was the great ogre philosopher Gary who observed that complexity is, generally speaking ...

It was one thing to hide away from the world. It was quite another to discover the world didn't miss ...

All coincidences are Odd. That's what makes them coincidences.

Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Death should take more care with his paperwork.

The wisest man knows he know nothing.

Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't ...

To worry is to acknowledge that the world is unpredictable, and there is power in understanding one' ...

In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of ...

Ned passed the next few minutes quietly not dying in his office, and was pleased with how well it wa ...

Terrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time.