Primo Quotes

A. P. Herbert

Sir Alan Patrick Herbert CH (24 September 1890 – 11 November 1971), also known as A. P. Herbert or simply A. P. H., was an English humorist, novelist, playwright and law reform activist who served as an independent Member of Parliament (MP) for Oxford University from the 1935 general election to the 1950 general election, when university constituencies were abolished

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The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of ...

This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any ...

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act ...

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.

The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reas ...

There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good musi ...

I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.

The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity Are constructed with considerable care.

Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And wha ...

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irrita ...

Justice should be cheap but judges expensive.

An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.