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Aaron Karo

Aaron Karo (born June 18, 1979) is an American stand-up comedian and author best known for his Ruminations email column and series of books, his young adult novel Lexapros and Cons, and his Comedy Central special Aaron Karo: The Rest Is History

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"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something

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A very awkward situation occurs often in New York City when you are walking down a relatively empty ...

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I think the way you can tell if a guy and girl are in a serious relationship is whether or not they ...

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People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too ...

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“I went to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania like my dad did. I even gave the g ...

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“I guess I ended up in business after all.”

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The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you colle ...

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Video store arguments really bother me. Let's say it's a slow night on campus so you decide to stay ...

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What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying t ...

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“I used to put down my experiences and beliefs and e-mail them to friends ever since I was a fresh ...

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