Adam Carolla Quotes

Adam Carolla (born May 27, 1964) is an U.S. comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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