You have a guy like Bernie Madoff literally steal $80 billion, you know, AIG steal hundreds of billi ...
View quoteGeorge W. Bush was a silver spoon dolt with no record to speak of other than bankruptcy and selling ...
View quoteWhen I was at 'SNL,' I would constantly get in arguments, 'Why aren't we more political? We're not g ...
View quoteIf you're calling yourself a maverick and you're not Dirk Nowitzki, then you are probably not one. I ...
View quoteI actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
View quoteFor my money, I don't think there's been a better comedy than 'Kung Fu Hustle' in a lot of years. Th ...
View quoteVoting for Romney after the train wreck of that was the eight years of W. Bush is like losing your p ...
View quoteYou know how in every heist movie they get past the security cameras that show the hallway leading t ...
View quoteThe Real World' is the most predictable arc ever. They get on the show, they're all excited, we're g ...
View quoteBenito Mussolini created the word 'fascism.' He defined it as 'the merging of the state and the corp ...
View quoteObamacare is a private mandate that will drive billions to the insurance industry, much like the aut ...
View quoteI always say the classier cousin of 'Anchorman' is 'Mad Men,' because when you really look at it, wh ...
View quoteYou think of movies like 'Midnight Run' and '48 Hours', those are great movies, especially 'Midnight ...
View quoteObama is the new kid with the weird name who people just sense is a little classier than his surroun ...
View quoteWal-Mart is the biggest distributor of DVDs out there, but personally, I think their manufacturing p ...
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