Al Murray Quotes

Alastair James Hay "Al" Murray (born 10 May 1968), is an English comedian and TV personality well known for his stand-up persona and quick repartee

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Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

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I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

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We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.

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The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake!

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“Radio has opened many doors, exciting doors, for me.”

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“There are four seasons in Cameron. Football, basketball, baseball and summer vacation. I wasn't a jock. I needed to find something else.”

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It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.

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You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.

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“I was a radioman and a repairman. So much of what I learned on the Tidewater has been in daily use here.”

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