I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a tor ...
View quoteExcited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
View quoteI was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
View quoteI've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influenc ...
View quoteIf you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to d ...
View quoteIf you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories o ...
View quoteGetting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.
View quoteI guess 'The Player' was a pretty good L.A. movie. And 'Chinatown.' Was there ever a better L.A. mov ...
View quoteI had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when you're younger, you keep thinking you ...
View quoteHow many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thous ...
View quoteI've always liked to think ahead. Not stupid-far ahead. A hundred years doesn't interest me. But 20 ...
View quoteNobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're ther ...
View quoteTwitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it v ...
View quoteI never wanted to be a director.
View quoteMy friend Harry Nilsson used to say the definition of an artist was someone who rode way ahead of th ...
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