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Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein, September 29, 1957) is an American comedian and actor

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Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

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Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot ...

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When you're at your own parents' funeral, when you're at somebody that you love's funeral, you reali ...

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I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed af ...

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I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake ...

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By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant ...

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If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

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When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

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I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's in ...

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I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect f ...

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I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do ...

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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

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I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - beca ...

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I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all th ...

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