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Argus Hamilton

Argus Hamilton is an American stand-up comedian and writer. Hamilton began his stand-up comedy career at The Comedy Store

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The Country Music Awards were held Wednesday night at Universal City. The best country songs are alw ...

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Tennis legend Bjorn Borg appeared in a Swedish TV ad urging Swedes to have more sex to solve the cou ...

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Sudan replaced the U.S. on the U.N. Human Rights Commission joining Syria, and Cuba. So now, the com ...

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Pakistan's ruler Pervez Musharraf predicted the Taliban will fall for hiding Osama bin Laden. Ex-kin ...

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Jenna Bush was cited for underage drinking in Austin Friday. Her dad warned her that too much partyi ...

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Hillary Clinton flew with President Bush to New York City on Tuesday. She was amazed at the changes ...

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President Bush paid homage Wednesday to World War II veterans of Normandy at the D-Day Memorial. Lat ...

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Anne Marie Smith flew to Washington to tell prosecutors about Gary Condit's attempt to get her to de ...

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Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hire ...

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Hillary Clinton began a New York thank-you tour Friday by calling for the abolition of the Electoral ...

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Senate Democrats vowed Sunday to kill President Bush's energy plan. They think this is their ticket ...

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The Concord Coalition in Virginia complained about pork projects and wasteful spending in the federa ...

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Wimbledon attracted Bill Clinton to the gallery at Centre Court Tuesday at the All England Club. NBC ...

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It's a new era at Disney. From now on, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will be known as Person of No ...

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The Columbus Day Parade was held Monday in New York. Columbus was the world's first Democrat. He lef ...

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