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Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant (born 9 December 1933) is an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969

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“The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other”

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With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it s ...

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I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.

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I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent

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One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

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Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

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It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

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I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

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Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

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Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

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I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

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If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

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I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school

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