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Chris Rock

Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American actor, comedian, voice artist, director, writer, and producer.

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver cou ...

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After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community co ...

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When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at th ...

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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: Y ...

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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in ...

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Pretty girls have problems too.

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Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. ...

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I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in ...

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The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

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Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

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I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird.

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I kind of keep my personality in my pocket a lot. When I start to do stand-up, that's not my true pe ...

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I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The ...

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