Craig Bruce Quotes

Craig Bruce Reucassel (born 1 January 1977) is an Australian television and radio comedian. He is best known for being a member of satirical team The Chaser. He currently hosts the Australian version of Balls of Steel, which premiered in April 2011. In 2013, Reucassel and fellow Chaser Julian Morrow returned to television on the ABC program The Checkout.

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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

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If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

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Something is always simple until you try it.

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Programming' is a four-letter word.

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Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

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When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

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Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

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Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

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“Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.”

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“The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.”

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“The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.”

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“The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.”

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