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Cynthia Heimel

Cynthia Heimel (née Glick) (born 1947 in Philadelphia) is a feminist humorist writer from Oakland, California. She is a columnist and the author of satirical books primarily aimed at a female readership and known for their unusual titles, as well as a playwright and television writer.

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Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body in ...

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Those rosy memories we all share are actually memories from our favorite TV shows. We've confused ou ...

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Your whole being is involved in taking care of someone else, worrying about what they think of you, ...

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We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up al ...

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Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these m ...

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Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

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Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

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Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick wi ...

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There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gig ...

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A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubbe ...

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[On peanut M&Ms;:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Lif ...

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The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and then when w ...

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You never get anywhere until you figure out the difference between passion and compassion.

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A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.

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Lots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontorie ...

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