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Daniel Handler

Daniel Handler (born February 28, 1970) is an American writer, musician and journalist. He is best known for his work under the pen name Lemony Snicket, having published children's series A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions under this pseudonym. He has also published adult novels under his real name; his first book The Basic Eight was rejected by many publishers for its dark subject matter. His most recent book is We Are Pirates. Handler has also played the accordion in several bands.

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If you are interested in happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this boo ...

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It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom o ...

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I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall remain nameless, becaus ...

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Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or bo ...

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I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer ...

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I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working.

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Blank paper has always inspired me.

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It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can ...

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If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they a ...

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If you have ever slept in a covered casserole dish on the highest peak of a mountain range, then you ...

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Klaus sighed, and opened a book, and as at so many other times when the middle Baudelaire child did ...

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One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of f ...

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I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we're ...

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Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

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If I were to say, "Yes, I am a fascinating, erudite person," what would that say about me? I don't k ...

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