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Dave Barry

David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso ...

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions ...

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by ...

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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winte ...

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula ...

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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho ...

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re ...

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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

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It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sh ...

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The Republicans have a high Beady-Eyed Self-Righteous Scary Borderline Loon Quotient, as evidenced b ...

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By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker.

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For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

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What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to u ...

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