I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy fro ...
View quoteI want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Ge ...
View quoteYou can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around a ...
View quoteTo make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
View quoteIt's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. ...
View quoteSingle guys get a bad rap.
View quoteGossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it ...
View quoteNo one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
View quoteWhenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Lik ...
View quoteHow do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny M ...
View quoteSpent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll pa ...
View quoteMySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually hav ...
View quoteI feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to ge ...
View quoteMy school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
View quoteWhen my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally c ...
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