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David Spade

David Wayne Spade (born July 22, 1964) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups, and Grown Ups 2, among others.

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I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy fro ...

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I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Ge ...

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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around a ...

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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

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It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. ...

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Single guys get a bad rap.

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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it ...

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No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Lik ...

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How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny M ...

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Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll pa ...

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MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually hav ...

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I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to ge ...

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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally c ...

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