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David Spade

David Wayne Spade (born July 22, 1964) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups, and Grown Ups 2, among others.

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“[For Spade, the freedom to do edgier material than the networks would allow clinched the deal.] I ...

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“I'm just doing the show for a while, might do another 'Joe Dirt' movie in the summer. That's abou ...

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“I think it's sweet that everyone still has a real nice place in their hearts for him, they still ...

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“You catch all the '80s hits without any of 'the stuff from the new album,' ”

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“It's the old college days kind of thing.”

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There's always something funny about men chasing women.

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It's funny because it's funny.

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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

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I have no detectable hair style.

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I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

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Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high scho ...

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The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people a ...

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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you ...

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A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.

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I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

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