David Spade Quotes
David Wayne Spade (born July 22, 1964) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups, and Grown Ups 2, among others.
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“[For Spade, the freedom to do edgier material than the networks would allow clinched the deal.] If I'm going to do a show like this, ... this is the best place to do it.”
“I'm just doing the show for a while, might do another 'Joe Dirt' movie in the summer. That's about it. The show is really starting and that's what I have to do, like my day-to-day job.”
“I think it's sweet that everyone still has a real nice place in their hearts for him, they still remember him.”
Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!
The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.
I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.