Dick Van Dyke

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got the job!' I sai ...

I think, the 'Van Dyke Show' and 'Mary Poppins' are two of the best periods of my life. I had so muc ...

One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan La ...

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put me in the business, ...

Mary Poppins' was one of the best experiences of my life.

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med stud ...

I have four kids, seven grandkids, and four great-grandkids. Maybe I can become a great-great-grandf ...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were reall ...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was the first time we won ...

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the ...

The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the most fun I ever had and the most creative period of my life.

I like 'The Office.' I particularly like the British version with Ricky Gervais. Of course, I liked ...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show business. I didn't move in sho ...

Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'