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Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter ...

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your c ...

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

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When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound bla ...

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I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to resc ...

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A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how ...

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I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband ...

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We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone w ...

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I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as so ...

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When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day ...

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I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I ha ...

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I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice o ...

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Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there ...

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I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usua ...

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Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M;'s in the mornin ...

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