When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of ta ...
View quoteWhen your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if ...
View quoteThanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times ...
View quoteDreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
View quoteThere is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
View quoteDo you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishe ...
View quoteGuilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
View quoteNever go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
View quoteDon't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
View quoteThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
View quoteWhen humor goes, there goes civilization.
View quoteFor years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my hu ...
View quoteNever go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you ...
View quoteWho in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
View quote“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded ...
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