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Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitz (born October 27, 1950) is an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker.
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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Polite conversation is rarely either.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.