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Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitz (born October 27, 1950) is an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker.

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Fran Lebowitz


If you're going to America, bring your own food. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Polite conversation is rarely either. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
Polite conversation is rarely either.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
You're only as good as your last haircut. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. More image quotes by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.