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Gene Weingarten

Gene Norman Weingarten (born October 2, 1951) is an American syndicated humor columnist at The Washington Post. He is a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, and is the only person to win the Pulitzer Prize for Feature Writing twice. Weingarten is known for both his serious and humorous work. Weingarten's column, "Below the Beltway," is published weekly in The Washington Post magazine and syndicated nationally by The Washington Post Writers Group, which also syndicates Barney & Clyde, a comic strip he co-authors with his son, Dan Weingarten, with illustrations by David Clark.

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The Pulitzer is a crapshoot. Your piece has to hit a few people the right way at the right moment.

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Donald Trump is a boor, and cannot stop being a boor.

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I believe that sensitivity to issues of race and ethnicity is important, and nuanced, even more so w ...

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I am the most skilled parallel parker the world has ever known.

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