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Groucho Marx

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators.

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yes ...

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

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The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselve ...

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library ...

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

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Time wounds all heels.

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