Janeane Garofalo

It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between ...

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, ver ...

I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses ...

Sometimes people say I'm a political comedian, which, actually I'm not. I'm a comedian who sometimes ...

Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know wh ...

German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when ...

I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. ...

A lot of the hate mail I get is clearly misogynist. I am a proud liberal, feminist woman, and the ha ...

To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining ...

If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do i ...

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that peo ...

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof pers ...

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good f ...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is wh ...

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.