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Janeane Garofalo

Janeane Garofalo (/d???ni?n ???r?f?lo?/; born September 28, 1964) is an American film actress, stand-up comedian, liberal political activist, and writer.

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If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being ou ...

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Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other ...

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We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chape ...

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The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them ...

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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

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I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delig ...

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You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way ...

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I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos b ...

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I'm not religious anymore, but I think it's like papal infallibility, which is a ridiculous man-made ...

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There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt ...

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There is no blacklist. In the first place, in the entertainment business, money talks, bullshit walk ...

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The reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - ...

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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

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I remember the old Times Square from when I was younger, and there was a seedy thrill to it. Some of ...

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People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.

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