Janeane Garofalo

The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the ...

I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other.

He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is small, and it's easy to ...

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good f ...

I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.

I would tell the Democrats in Washington who are trying to be civil with the "bipartisanship" to ple ...

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I t ...

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.

There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when ...

This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and m ...

I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about wh ...

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

Sometimes there's a lot of tangents because I forget what I'm going to say so much. Sometimes there' ...

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

TV, it's a director's medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for t ...