Kin Hubbard

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings o ...

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

All the world loves a good loser.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers the goods.

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

None but the brave can live with the fair.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.