Kurt Vonnegut

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the countr ...

The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a ver ...

What troubles me most about my lovely country is that its children are seldom taught that American f ...

When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really g ...

Science sent the Hubble telescope out into space, so it could capture light and the absence thereof, ...

It may be that the most striking thing about members of my literary generation in retrospect will be ...

I was not an anthropology student prior to the war. I took it up as part of a personal readjustment ...

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a ...

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have ...

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.

Teaching, may I say, is the noblest profession of all in a democracy.