Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

A man's kiss is his signature.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

“A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.”

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Well behaved women do not make history.

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs.

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood ....