Monty Python

“Always look on the bright side of life.”

“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine o ...

“Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with ...

“Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. ...

“What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coco ...

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoo ...

“Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.”

“It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?”

“First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubber ...

““It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war jok ...

““Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather ...

“There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not”

“Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!”

“Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!”