Primo Quotes

Norm Macdonald

I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five ye ...

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When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all the ...

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I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I ...

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I watch political shows for a number of weeks in a row, and all I see are guys arguing with each oth ...

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I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends abou ...

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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dyin ...

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Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's ...

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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, ...

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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension ...

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There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.

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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourse ...

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I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ...

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I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update ...

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