Primo Quotes

Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenev ...

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope i ...

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who neve ...

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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

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Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small ...

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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind, But it is very difficult to treat because it cannot even ...

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“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never ...

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Baclli swarm within my portalsSuch as ne'r conceived by mortals,But, bred by scientists,Wise and hoa ...

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It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided i ...

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Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its s ...

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My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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A lady is known by the product she endorses.

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When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

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