Primo Quotes

Paul Neilan

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a per ...

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The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.

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If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance compani ...

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Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.

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It's like someone who prays every night saying God's a good listener. Just because you're talking to ...

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Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ...

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Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

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It was nice of her to want to believe the best about me. People tend to do that with the strangers t ...

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If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.

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And when they start talking, and they always do, you find that each of them has a story they want to ...

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Anybody can make something up and have it sound believable. The hard part is remembering all the lie ...

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at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. ...

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But really it's condescending and patronizing not to make fun of someone because they're old or stup ...

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In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drun ...

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There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the ...

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