Primo Quotes

Penn Jillette

You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's ...

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The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the exi ...

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The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can s ...

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When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, 'This really is what religious people do.' Tho ...

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Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you eit ...

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America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to ...

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I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

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No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he want ...

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A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm ...

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When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching some ...

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If you don't pay your taxes and you don't answer the warrant and you don't go to court, eventually s ...

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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I wa ...

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Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the g ...

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Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

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This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you kn ...

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