Penn Jillette

You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's ...

The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the exi ...

The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can s ...

When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, 'This really is what religious people do.' Tho ...

Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you eit ...

America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to ...

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he want ...

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm ...

When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching some ...

If you don't pay your taxes and you don't answer the warrant and you don't go to court, eventually s ...

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I wa ...

Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the g ...

Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you kn ...