“Insults from imbeciles are compliments.”
View quote“Tear my heart out, slow roast me over a fire, pull off my eyebrows strand by strand, push pins th ...
View quote“Giving up is a display of immense strength.”
View quote““The good book tells you to ‘love thy neighbor’, the bad book tells you how to.””
View quote“If life gives you lemons...you know you have a Herculean hangover. Either that, or you're holding ...
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View quote“There is always a way out for the quick witted.”
View quote“Common sense is for people who lack imagination.”
View quote“Remember, the lips that are kissing your ass are hiding teeth behind them.”
View quote“We all suffer from a painful incurable disease...it's called 'memory'.”
View quote“When the heart is in pain, words pour like rain.”
View quote“The big picture is impossible to see, because it's so huge that you can only view it one pixel at ...
View quote“Every weekend I make life altering plans only to have them foiled by a monday.”
View quote“When 'so much' starts to seem like 'so little', you know you're on the wrong side of 30.”
View quote“If you thought trying to remember someone was a toughie, give forgetting a shot.”
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