Primo Quotes

Robert Klein

One of my greatest inspirations for stand-up was Jonathan Winters. He was a genius. One thing about ...

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But to do it professionally is a quantum leap difference and my father had to be persuaded by these ...

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But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I apprec ...

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What makes a good nanny? A good nanny is someone who really wants to do the job. Someone who loves c ...

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I did the first HBO special ever in 1975 at Haverford College. Cable was new then: HBO was a Time-Li ...

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My 1974 album 'Mind Over Matter' was a detailed thing about Watergate. I always had some righteous i ...

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There is a cliche that probably has some anecdotal evidence on the side that comedians are very depr ...

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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for com ...

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I wrote my book 'The Amorous Busboy Of Decatur Avenue' completely like a writer does, writing it dow ...

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I love live theater. I get my rocks off by doing stand-up, and I am the only actor. But to show up e ...

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So it took me five years because in the interim I have been doing a lot of personal appearances and ...

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I'm not against profanity. It's an important part of the language when used properly.

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Fear is the greatest salesman.

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Regis and I were inducted into the original Bronx Walk of Fame.

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I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of ran ...

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