Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams


I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams


I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

Robin Williams


Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams


If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Robin Williams


Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Robin Williams


If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Robin Williams


Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

Robin Williams


People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Robin Williams


Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Robin Williams


My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

Robin Williams


In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity.

Robin Williams


Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone.

Robin Williams


I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.

Robin Williams


The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Robin Williams


I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.

Robin Williams