Primo Quotes

Robin Williams

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life ...

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

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Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Ok ...

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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it ...

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My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the ...

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In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is s ...

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Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, ...

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I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zel ...

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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

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I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.

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