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W. C. Fields

William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I like children - fried.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the abori ...

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case o ...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.

Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons ca ...

I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.