Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
View quoteAristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process o ...
View quoteArmadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
View quoteArmadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
View quoteMost people, it seems, think that Robinson Crusoe when he landed on his Island had nothing to keep h ...
View quoteDuring his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the orig ...
View quoteFrogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both part ...
View quoteFrogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both part ...
View quote[Footnote:] Aristotle maintains that the neck of the Lion is composed of a single bone. Aristotle kn ...
View quoteHumor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
View quote[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he bel ...
View quote[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he bel ...
View quote[Footnote:] The female of any species is generally regarded as a relatively anabolic organism, more ...
View quote[Footnote:] The female of any species is generally regarded as a relatively anabolic organism, more ...
View quote[Footnote:] Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker t ...
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