Will Rogers

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an ...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.