R. K. Milholland Quotes

Randal Keith Milholland, better known as R. K. Milholland, is an American webcomic author. His works include Something Positive, New Gold Dreams, Midnight Macabre, Classically Positive and Super Stupor.

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R. K. Milholland


Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

R. K. Milholland


Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

R. K. Milholland

#Effects #Forgiveness


Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

R. K. Milholland


I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

R. K. Milholland


In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

R. K. Milholland


Death likes it when you play hard to get.

R. K. Milholland

#Death #Get #Hard #Likes #Play


Success only hurts the first time.

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#First #Hurts #Only #Success #Time


The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

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#Crime #Report


There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

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#Call #Hurt


Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

R. K. Milholland

#Alcohol #Anger #Louder #True Friend


A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

R. K. Milholland

#Birthday #Late #Wish


Desperate is not a sexual preference.

R. K. Milholland

#Desperate #Preference


People age even when you're not looking.

R. K. Milholland

#Age


Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

R. K. Milholland

#Friendship #Low


I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

R. K. Milholland

#Alter #Barely #Encyclopedia #Idiots #Suitable