Funny Related Quotes



I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

Gene Wilder

#Funny #Laugh #Wife


“To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.”

George W. Bush

#America And Americans #Awards #Distinctions #Funny #Georgie #Received #Students


“I am not a slave to variety.”

Gentry Howard

#Funny #Life


“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”

Mark Twain

#Bible #Boat #Funny #Miss #Noah #Party #Pity #Satirical #Witty


“Arrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life, for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.”

Laura Teresa Marquez

#Arrogance #Funny #Rude #Rudeness


“The reason for his amazing speed in martial arts is, he would practice, "Liking", "Just posted photos", first on Facebook.”

Dr Hitesh C Sheth

#Facebook #Funny #Martial Arts #Philosophy #Speed #Wisdom


“Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”

Dan Castellaneta

#Funny #Old #People


“It's so funny the way art becomes a self-portrait.”

Debra Jahn

#Art #Funny #Self


“I hate questioning, but I love wrestling.”

Aaron Smith

#Funny #Hate #Love #Questioning #Sport #Wrestling


“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”

Anonymous Toast

#Dance #Dancing #Debauchery #Drink #Drinking #Drinks #Funny #Hurt #Inspirational #Irish Toast #Irishman #Live #Love #Money #Sex #Toast #Work