Funny Related Quotes



“If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.”

Orson Welles


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“To err is human - but it feels divine”

Mae West


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It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.

Steven Hill


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“She's honest. Yes, she will say anything. I think it's funny, though.”

Angela Ruggiero


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“I have to give in to the fact that I'm fickle.”

Nancy Marie Hamilton


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“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling; the comic story and the witty story upon the matter.”

Mark Twain


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“I thought it was fantastic - absolutely wonderful.It was very funny, had good values at the end and Newcastle looked so beautiful. [on School for Seduction]”

Denise Robertson


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“When asked "how are you", I say I am as good as any better than many and getting better everyday”

George Cazoe


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Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.

Steve Jobs


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