Witty Related Quotes
Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas.
Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise.
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest.
I don't believe any experiment until it is confirmed by theory. I find this is a witty inversion of "conventional" wisdom.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib from Rochefoucauld!
“Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the most of what they can expect, considering their value on the personality market.”
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.