Bed Related Quotes
“My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!”
Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.
You'd be teary, too, yes you would be," he said, "if a girl and her bed had crashed into your head.
Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?
You can lay in bed and think you don't stand a chance, that's what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right.
“He used to be able to turn off the lights and we'd sit in bed and he would read to us with the lights out.”