Bed Related Quotes

I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.

Anthony Jeselnik

#Bed #Wake Up #Wake Up!

“My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!”

Henny Youngman

#Bed #Feet #Headaches #Time

Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.

Sheryl Crow

#Bed #Okay #Scrape #Toast

Who goes to bed, and doth not pray, Maketh two nights to every day!

George Herbert

#Bed #Goes

You'd be teary, too, yes you would be," he said, "if a girl and her bed had crashed into your head.

Renata Bowers

#Bed #Conflict

“To go to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes”

William Shakespeare

#Bed #Betimes #Midnight

Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

Sextus Propertius

#Able #Alone #Bed #Chaste #God #Goddess

My bed is actually two king beds put together.

Cindy Margolis

#Bed #Put #Together #Two

You can lay in bed and think you don't stand a chance, that's what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right.

Louis Tomlinson

#Bed #Chance #Ended #Stand #Stand Up

“He used to be able to turn off the lights and we'd sit in bed and he would read to us with the lights out.”

Chris Lucas

#Able #Bed #Lights #Read #Sit #Turn