Bed Related Quotes



I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.

Anthony Jeselnik


“My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!”

Henny Youngman


Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.

Sheryl Crow


Who goes to bed, and doth not pray, Maketh two nights to every day!

George Herbert


You'd be teary, too, yes you would be," he said, "if a girl and her bed had crashed into your head.

Renata Bowers


“To go to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes”

William Shakespeare


Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

Sextus Propertius


My bed is actually two king beds put together.

Cindy Margolis


You can lay in bed and think you don't stand a chance, that's what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right.

Louis Tomlinson


“He used to be able to turn off the lights and we'd sit in bed and he would read to us with the lights out.”

Chris Lucas