Dates Related Quotes



History is only time furnished with dates and rich with events.

Antoine Rivarol


No one tells us, girls who don't go on dates, that remembering can be almost as good as what actually happens.

Kathryn Stockett


Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates - working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.

Simon Cowell


“That's fine with us. If Doral had stayed a regular event, we would have rotated dates.”

Cliff Danley


Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.

Russell Brand


The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

Dana Gould


Look through the prayer books. You'll see lots of dates. You'll see names of Native Americans remembered. This was an open-sourcing project among so many people.

Shane Claiborne


There is a riddle about a man who is locked in a room with nothing but a bed and a calendar, and the question is: How does he survive? The answer is: He eats dates from the calendar and drinks from the springs of the bed.

Kurt Vonnegut


Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?"

P. J. O'rourke


“As I look back now, some of those dates, the players - I think I didn't realize how fully significant that all was. My God, some of the playing you heard. You had to take it in, and it had to do something to you.”

Doc Severinsen