Dogs Related Quotes
No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.
Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
“Albert DeSalvo, the Boston Strangler, would trap cats and dogs in orange crates and shoot arrows at them to watch them die. Jeffrey Dahmer would take animals, kill them, cut their heads off and put them on posts in his back yard and bring neighbors over to see them,”
“About 30 percent of the dogs we see here with allergies are allergic to their owners.”
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living.
“When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.”
“There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars”