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“A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power”

- George Meredith
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“Yolo Swag - to do something crazy with swag”

- Curtis Candelaria
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A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.

- Stephen King
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“I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked ...

- Matt Lauer
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There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

- Pierce Brosnan
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“There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them ...

- Oscar Wilde
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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

- David Sedaris
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“A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a f ...

- Carl Reiner
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“My husband says I bitch cute”

- Debbie Nicholson
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“Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little fr ...

- Jack Handy
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Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better ma ...

- Benjamin Franklin
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“Judo is like a ballet, except there's no music,and the dancers knock each other down."”

- Female Imagination
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“Every now and then, I hear people say that the road to success is always under construction. Wait ...

- Erwin Camiwet
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“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. An ...

- Erma Bombeck
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“San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-c ...

- Dave Matthews
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I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother ...

- Charlie Day
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?The hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too.?

- Barack Obama
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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

- Erma Bombeck
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“There's a difference between being funny with your boys and being funny with strangers. Everyone' ...

- Gary Owen
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I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

- Sally Kellerman
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“All I want for Chistmas is a boyfriend, but it seems I'm on that damn naughty list!”

- Wendy Girl
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