Funny Related Quotes

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.

Mark Ruffalo

#Funny

“We have nine children now half boys and half girls.”

Mark Twain

#Boys #Children #Funny #Girls

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

Oscar Wilde

#Funny #Individuality #Inspirational #Witty

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.

Liam Hemsworth

#Funny #I Love You #Love #Love Is #Protective

“'Trouble' is just 'fun' spelled incorrectly.”

S.m. Coley

#Dyslexic #Fun #Funny #Spelling #Trouble

“Jeg er awesome..”

Emil Clausen

#Awesome #Danish #Funny

“Karma...you know she's coming you just don't know when or what she's bringing”

Sally Castillo

#Bring #Coming #Funny #Ignorance #Karma #Knowledge #Life

“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”

Rita Rudner

#Birthday #Father #Funny #Life #Present

“Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.”

Nick Hornby

#Funny #Pitching For #Time

I was always loud and obnoxious and giggly and funny.

Krysten Ritter

#Funny