Funny Related Quotes



This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

Waylon Jennings


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“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?”

Mitch Hedberg


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If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

Don Rickles


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“[Reviews have been somewhat mixed. Publishers Weekly called it] often tedious but hilarious. ... far more frightening than funny.”

Sex And The City


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I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

Will Forte


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“It was mandatory in college that we had to wear a suit. I think it's kind of funny ? now we get the opportunity to make millions and millions of dollars and we're required to wear suits. Well, we were required to wear them in college when we made nothing.”

Dikembe Mutombo


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“If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree”

African Proverb


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I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange.

Flula Borg


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“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.”

George Bernard Shaw


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It's funny how money change a situation.

Lauryn Hill


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