Funny Related Quotes



I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

Nikki Glaser


“There are two kinds of people I don't like being around, stupid people and ugly people. I guess that's why I find myself alone so much.”

Rufus Rhoden


I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

Norman Wisdom


I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

Sally Kellerman


Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

Edward Abbey


“If you can't be good, be good at it.”

Rosetta Chawla


“The report of my death was an exaggeration After reading his own obituary, June 2 1897”

Mark Twain


“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”

Arthur Schopenhauer


“What this country needs are more unemployed politicians”

Edward Langley


“One man on two boats, will fall into the water sooner or later.”

Adrian Adam Lee