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If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

- Amy Poehler
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“I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.”

- William Friedkin
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“My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she go ...

- Mitch Hedberg
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“Everyone knows she's beautiful, everyone knows that she's a sex symbol and I think everyone knows ...

- Carmen Electra
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“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”

- Mark Twain
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Every dogma has its day.

- Anthony Burgess
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?The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from ...

- Ben Okri
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“A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. ...

- George Ade
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It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

- Arthur C. Clarke
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“Funny Girl.”

- Richard Rodgers
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As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving ...

- P. J. O'rourke
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

- Alan King
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“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the b ...

- Paula Poundstone
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“Never tickle someone who is already laughing”

- Khai Boa
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“I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than ...

- Emo Philips
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“The downfall of humanity is called division!! Races, division! Colors, division, Countries, divis ...

- Philip T. M.
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“The car laid enough rubber to build a playground on.”

- Kris Huen
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“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.”

- Will Rogers
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“Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have ...

- Franklin P. Jones
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“We knew they were rooting for us in the beginning but they changed. We thought it was funny.”

- Jamie Johnson
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“I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.”

- Emo Philips
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