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“I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of th ...

- Mark Twain
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“The funny things they come up with.”

- Chris Stakes
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“I’m going to go rub his goat!”

- Glen
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“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target”

- Ashleigh Brilliant
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The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore.

- Kris Kidd
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“If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.”

- Jack Handy
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“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”

- Charles M. Schulz
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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

- Margaret Cho
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“Chocolate chips are like all caps”

- Matt Maldre
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

- Yakov Smirnoff
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“Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.”

- Good Morning Vietnam
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“If people could write as much as they write on Facebook in one day, they could write books and be ...

- Valerie Rose Sterrett
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“I speak fluent gay. I took two years in high school and it just stuck.”

- Kathy Griffin
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“Future begins with FU”

- Devin Bender
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“The public votes with their wallets and this is an affirmation that funny is money.”

- Chuck Viane
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

- Denis Leary
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People get starstruck when they meet me, it's quite funny.

- Roger Lloyd-pack
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“Two heads are better than one, even if they are both cabbage.”

- Wayne Bangs
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“She was funny, and the best thing about her is that she was a nice person. Literally, I have neve ...

- Rachel Tanaka
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“In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in ...

- Helen Rowland
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“It's too late to go to bed early”

- Ken O. Eldib
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