Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.

“Jesus save me from your followers.”

“Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way ...

“Funny noises are not funny”

You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other ...

It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny ...

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he w ...

Oh, I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness. You went ...

“Free speech means the right to shout 'theatre' in a crowded fire.”

Somebody said, 'Get your agent to call the new Bob Cummings show. They're looking for a funny lady.' ...

“I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that”

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“Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.”

“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.”

Love is the only antidote for the insanity of this world. And the funny thing about love is that whe ...

“Haters have only one problem with you, your Success.”

“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”

“That’s the thing about change, it’s never the same”

“He just kind of fit in, personality wise. He was funny, happy. Chandler was the kind of kid that ...