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“If you don't buy it,you will go home without it.”

- Jamie K Dawson
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A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

- Matthew Moy
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Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.

- Carl Hiaasen
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Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.

- Seth Macfarlane
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“A person's character can always be measured by the actions of their past. Sadly, for most of us; ...

- Enrique Vega
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We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.

- Andre Maurois
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”

- George Carlin
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This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

- Waylon Jennings
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“Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.”

- Edgar Bergen
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“There are two types of Facebook Ids, real and fake: similarly there are two types of selfies, rea ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him t ...

- Marilyn Monroe
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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

- Erma Bombeck
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“People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a sma ...

- Stephen King
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Wherever you find 'men together' - writing the rules, as at exclusive golf or other men's clubs, bus ...

- Eugene Kennedy
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“He invested in share market and it fell; then he invested in gold market and it too fell; at last ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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“That would be kind of funny. I guess it would be kind of an honor, too. But at the same time, you ...

- Steve Hutchinson
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“Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you”

- Gilda Radner
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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

- Ernest Hemingway
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“This is a really horrible deal. And it's really funny that it's over the property that it's over. ...

- Devon Measner
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I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange.

- Flula Borg
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“It's kind of funny, I never expected something that happened so far away to be brought up so many ...

- Andy Roach
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