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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

- H. L. Mencken
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I think good actors tend to be really funny.

- Zooey Deschanel
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“I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was runni ...

- Sex And The City
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“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

- Groucho Marx
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I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

- Gilbert Gottfried
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“There are people who walk against wind..then..there are people who pee against wind”

- Mirtunjay Upadhyay
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“The Dallas Children's Theatre have put together an incredible play based on the funny novel.”

- Richard Baxter
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“I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this prod ...

- Mitch Hedberg
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The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious.

- Steve Coogan
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“It's so funny the way art becomes a self-portrait.”

- Debra Jahn
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“A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. ...

- George Ade
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“We're still pretty funny but we realized that when things are too funny out front, people don't g ...

- Yuka Honda
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

- Milton Berle
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“It's funny. You just go out there and try to make good contact. It definitely felt good,”

- Carlos Pena
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“Women are from stars, men are from penis.”

- Vanna Bonta
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“Copy this text and put it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone, who knows ...

- Richard Schanberger
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

- Robin Williams
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“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in J ...

- Dave Barry
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“That was funny for me, never (getting) a chance to play. That's kind of funny but I just don't re ...

- Darko Milicic
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“It's funny. We think we live through inhaling and exhaling when really it's God who is the One do ...

- Simcha Gluck
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“I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.”

- Dr. Seuss
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