Quotes with "Funny" Topic
“My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she go ...
- Mitch HedbergView quote
“Everyone knows she's beautiful, everyone knows that she's a sex symbol and I think everyone knows ...
- Carmen ElectraView quote
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
- Mark TwainView quote
?The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from ...
- Ben OkriView quote
“A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. ...
- George AdeView quote
As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving ...
- P. J. O'rourkeView quote
“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the b ...
- Paula PoundstoneView quote
“I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than ...
- Emo PhilipsView quote
“The downfall of humanity is called division!! Races, division! Colors, division, Countries, divis ...
- Philip T. M.View quote
“Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have ...
- Franklin P. JonesView quote
“We knew they were rooting for us in the beginning but they changed. We thought it was funny.”
- Jamie JohnsonView quote