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“I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody tho ...

- Gerard Way
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“That is the best - to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny”

- Gloria Vanderbilt
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“I have been black and blue in some spot, somewhere, almost all my life from too intimate contacts ...

- Frank Lloyd Wright
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“Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.”

- Gary Allan
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“Curiosity killed the cat so the creator of the public school system and all the countries that su ...

- Armando Rodriguez Jr
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Sometimes I was so funny I couldn't stand myself.

- Moira J. Moore
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“if life was like candy, you want yours sweet not bitter. I guess my doctor wanted me to cut down ...

- Jahisan Uthayakumaran
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As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work.

- William Wegman
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“It's a funny thing, because I thought the longer I went, the easier it would get. The truth is, t ...

- Kyle Petty
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I have given my all Funny how you could always make me feel small

- Nicki Minaj
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

- Wanda Sykes
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“My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a g ...

- Emo Philips
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“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”

- Maya Angelou
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“The first step is always to succeed in becoming surprised, to notice that there is something funn ...

- David Gelernter
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.

- Gilbert Gottfried
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“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cur ...

- Hunter S. Thompson
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“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”

- Woody Allen
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“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to an ...

- Dan Castellaneta
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There's never been anything funny about a woman dying for love.

- Richard Yates
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“If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.”

- Kin Hubbard
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“Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts. You ...

- Sandra Bullock
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