Quotes with "Funny" Topic
“Thus the partial differential equation entered theoretical physics as a handmaid, but has gradual ...
- Albert EinsteinView quote
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Wome ...
- Hedy LamarrView quote
“There is a lot we can learn in the kitchen,for example: "Using a substitute. You may find a cheap ...
- Yuliya GallimoreView quote
Isn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on?
- Lisa UngerView quote
Making movies was a real weird kind of adult experience. In a way it was like MIT, in that it was a ...
- Charlie KorsmoView quote
“I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, beca ...
- Mitch HedbergView quote
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, ...
- Dave BarryView quote
“I never usually forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.”
- Source UnknownView quote
“A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.”
- Woody AllenView quote
“I can't stand rude children... They need to go back in the vagina to be upgraded.”
- Nerissa IrvingView quote
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...
- Louis-ferdinand CelineView quote
“Pseudo democratic consultative facades are commonplace throughout all tiers of central, regional ...
- Lloyd Hobbard-mitchellView quote
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George CarlinView quote
I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so ...
- Louie AndersonView quote