“If you don't buy it,you will go home without it.”

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.

“A person's character can always be measured by the actions of their past. Sadly, for most of us; ...

We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

“Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.”

“There are two types of Facebook Ids, real and fake: similarly there are two types of selfies, rea ...

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him t ...

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

“People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a sma ...

Wherever you find 'men together' - writing the rules, as at exclusive golf or other men's clubs, bus ...

“He invested in share market and it fell; then he invested in gold market and it too fell; at last ...

“That would be kind of funny. I guess it would be kind of an honor, too. But at the same time, you ...

“Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you”

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

“This is a really horrible deal. And it's really funny that it's over the property that it's over. ...

I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange.

“It's kind of funny, I never expected something that happened so far away to be brought up so many ...