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“Judging me before you get to know me is a reflection of your problems. Judging me on my appearanc ...

- Lizzie G. Schmidt
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It's funny with jeans now, because if they don't feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don't have patien ...

- Claire Danes
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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

- Charles M. Schulz
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

- Gloria Steinem
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“Never run in the rain with you're socks on”

- Green Day
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

- Ashleigh Brilliant
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I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in ...

- Cat Deeley
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“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me ...

- Woody Allen
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“Life is not about posting other peoples quotes ad nausium, but creating your own. So others may s ...

- Eddy Soulz
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“Have you been to The Land of Happy,Where everyone's happy all day,Where they joke and they singOf ...

- Shel Silverstein
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“Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“That is the best - to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny”

- Gloria Vanderbilt
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

- Steven Wright
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“It just shows you how funny this game is. You can not get a hit and still be in the game if your ...

- Rodney Taylor
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You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.

- Kurt Vonnegut
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“I think it's kind of funny they're changing roles, but I'm also getting the impression that, over ...

- Richard Hastings
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I think good actors tend to be really funny.

- Zooey Deschanel
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“We've had people look at us funny when they see us together somewhere. They think that's odd for ...

- Chris Givens
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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

- Woody Allen
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“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." ...

- Voltaire
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“The idea came from a conversation with some friends at some drunken party. It seemed really funny ...

- Mark Karmelich
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