It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

I think good actors tend to be really funny.

“I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was runni ...

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

“There are people who walk against wind..then..there are people who pee against wind”

“The Dallas Children's Theatre have put together an incredible play based on the funny novel.”

“I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this prod ...

The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious.

“It's so funny the way art becomes a self-portrait.”

“A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. ...

“We're still pretty funny but we realized that when things are too funny out front, people don't g ...

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

“It's funny. You just go out there and try to make good contact. It definitely felt good,”

“Women are from stars, men are from penis.”

“Copy this text and put it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone, who knows ...

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in J ...

“That was funny for me, never (getting) a chance to play. That's kind of funny but I just don't re ...

“It's funny. We think we live through inhaling and exhaling when really it's God who is the One do ...

“I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.”