Funny Related Quotes

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

Nikki Glaser

#Funny

“There are two kinds of people I don't like being around, stupid people and ugly people. I guess that's why I find myself alone so much.”

Rufus Rhoden

#Alone #Friends #Friendship #Funny #Life #Lonely #People #Stupid #Ugly #Witty

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

Norman Wisdom

#Born #Both #Circumstances #Funny #Parents #Sorry #Wisdom

I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

Sally Kellerman

#Everybody #Funny

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

Edward Abbey

#Funny #Layer #Society #Stew #Stir #Top

“If you can't be good, be good at it.”

Rosetta Chawla

#Funny #General #Good #Life

“The report of my death was an exaggeration After reading his own obituary, June 2 1897”

Mark Twain

#Death #Exageration #Funny #Obituary #Reading

“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”

Arthur Schopenhauer

#Begin #Funny #Hill #Pick #Remember #Speed

“What this country needs are more unemployed politicians”

Edward Langley

#Country #Funny #Needs #Politicians #Politics

“One man on two boats, will fall into the water sooner or later.”

Adrian Adam Lee

#Boats #Funny #Life #Lover #Spouse #Two Timer #Two-timing #Unfaithful #Water