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“Thus the partial differential equation entered theoretical physics as a handmaid, but has gradual ...

- Albert Einstein
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I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.

- Shantel Vansanten
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It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Wome ...

- Hedy Lamarr
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“There is a lot we can learn in the kitchen,for example: "Using a substitute. You may find a cheap ...

- Yuliya Gallimore
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Isn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on?

- Lisa Unger
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

- Mitch Hedberg
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“It's funny. He's talking to a guy who's got a recorder on him.”

- Dominic Gentile
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Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny.

- Doc Holliday
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Making movies was a real weird kind of adult experience. In a way it was like MIT, in that it was a ...

- Charlie Korsmo
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“I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, beca ...

- Mitch Hedberg
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“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, ...

- Dave Barry
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“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“I never usually forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.”

- Source Unknown
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“A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.”

- Woody Allen
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“Be more funny! Be more funny!”

- Garrison Keillor
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“I can't stand rude children... They need to go back in the vagina to be upgraded.”

- Nerissa Irving
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only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...

- Louis-ferdinand Celine
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“That’s the thing about change, it’s never the same”

- Kristopher Adam Orlowski
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“Pseudo democratic consultative facades are commonplace throughout all tiers of central, regional ...

- Lloyd Hobbard-mitchell
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

- George Carlin
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I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so ...

- Louie Anderson
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