If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

“I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.”

“My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she go ...

“Everyone knows she's beautiful, everyone knows that she's a sex symbol and I think everyone knows ...

“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”

Every dogma has its day.

?The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from ...

“A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. ...

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

“Funny Girl.”

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving ...

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the b ...

“Never tickle someone who is already laughing”

“I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than ...

“The downfall of humanity is called division!! Races, division! Colors, division, Countries, divis ...

“The car laid enough rubber to build a playground on.”

“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.”

“Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have ...

“We knew they were rooting for us in the beginning but they changed. We thought it was funny.”

“I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.”