“Thus the partial differential equation entered theoretical physics as a handmaid, but has gradual ...

I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Wome ...

“There is a lot we can learn in the kitchen,for example: "Using a substitute. You may find a cheap ...

Isn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on?

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

“It's funny. He's talking to a guy who's got a recorder on him.”

Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny.

Making movies was a real weird kind of adult experience. In a way it was like MIT, in that it was a ...

“I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, beca ...

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, ...

“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.”

“I never usually forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.”

“A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.”

“Be more funny! Be more funny!”

“I can't stand rude children... They need to go back in the vagina to be upgraded.”

only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...

“That’s the thing about change, it’s never the same”

“Pseudo democratic consultative facades are commonplace throughout all tiers of central, regional ...

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so ...