My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

“In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't w ...

Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it.

“It was funny -- he looked like a composite sketch they show of a bank robber, with a baseball cap ...

“Do you know how great it feels to excrete? Gifts like this enhance your spirituality.”

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

“I have to give in to the fact that I'm fickle.”

“That's funny, ... That's a pretty creative way of putting it into words, actually, because that's ...

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.

“They say when a door closes, a window opens...well, then I like to climb through that window and ...

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

“I'm not funny. What I am is brave.”

“Your mind is the trigger, words are the bullets & ears are the target. so think before your words ...

“I read a lot. And both of my parents, I think, would have wanted to be writers. It's funny how on ...

“Everyone knows she's beautiful, everyone knows that she's a sex symbol and I think everyone knows ...

“If you can walk away from a comedy thinking it was funny yet also feeling good about the people y ...

“It was so funny. That's just Marcus. He's just having fun when he's on the field.”

“I do not allow myself to suppose that either the convention or the League have concluded to decid ...

“If you think you're mad as me, close your mouth and talk.”

“I think i lost my mind, but i found my thought.”

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